Goodbye, Jack.

   Jack the fish did not survive the McDonald's Happy Meal prize.  In the midst of bath time, Zeke ran into the bathroom, pulled my eyelids wide open and said "That's what Jack looks like."  Sadly, he was upside down, but the gills were still moving.  I said something about a mercy killing, Ryan protested but Molly said, "Dad, than he wouldn't be suffering and he would be at peace."  Who is this kid?!  Fish hospice.
 We all said something nice about Jack and I will let you guess the kid:

• "Jack, you were beautiful"
• "I like how you would eat your food and than spit it out."
• "Jack, you were so fast."
• "Now you get to go down into the sewers, fish."

   Again, my life is never mundane and I can not make these things up.